doncastrate:

there’s no “we” in food get the fuck away from me

posted 19 hours ago with 101,298 notes

  • lypophrenia: a feeling of sadness seemingly without a cause
  • drapetomania: an overwhelming urge to run away
  • escapism: a mental desire to retreat from unpleasant realities through fantasy
  • wanderlust: a desire to travel, to understand one’s very existence
  • dysania: the state of finding it difficult to get out of bed in the morning
  • sanctuary: a small safe place in a troubling world
  • metathesiophobia: fear of change

posted 19 hours ago with 166,949 notes

whogavepikachucrack:

The most stressful moment of my childhood
  • me: i'm gonna write
  • me:
  • me:
  • word document:
  • me:
  • me: slides out of chair
  • me: slides onto floor
  • me: cries

posted 19 hours ago with 8,480 notes

gatheringbones:

cyprith:

d0z0:

the-tabularium:

justalittlelaugh:

tribalvoices:

s-un-rise:

wait omg this is amazing 

wait what does this symbol stand for :$

^what the hell has been going on in your childhood

SWEET SKIES ABOVE
If I saw this while I was walking down the street I think I would legitimately start screaming and weeping in joy.

Oh, it’s even smeared./Suddenly feels 4 years old all over again.  

I don’t get it. What is that meant to BE?

IT’S THE GODDAMN SIMBA WHERE DID YOUR PARENTS GO WRONG
"I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone and not be defined by another person."
Oscar Wilde (via franki-e)

posted 20 hours ago with 97,735 notes

xdroox:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

me on my way to steal your man

“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”